"It's My Job to Keep Punk Rock Elite" - NOFX

As many albums as my favorite band puts out, I keep going back to this one. If you can name one drummer who can play faster than this guy, I'll give you a dollar. This is the first song on the album and brings me back to the day where I would pop this into my CD player and hit play. I'm dedicating this to myself, because I am awesome.

"Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite
I'll choose my own shit scene
Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true
I'm here for me not you"